Mason: I’m not going to sniff my blankie when I watch the Transformers movie, but if I get cold I will put it on me.

Mom: Why?

Mason: Because Transformers is too cool for my blankie.

Old quotes I almost forgot about

Dad: There are skid marks on your underwear.

Mason: Skid marks?! Awesome! (He is a big fan of making skid marks with his bike tire.)

Dad: If you can pick out some of your old toys to sell at the garage sale I will let you keep the money to buy a new toy. What do you think you could sell?

Mason: I could sell my forklift…the broken one.