Smooth Criminal

Mason was staring straight into a light bulb then squinted at me. “Why are you green mom?”

One day Maiya and Mason were playing together in our room while I put on some makeup and I caught Mason talking to and pointing at Maiya “This is your head. That’s your brain. That is your nose, and here are your cheeks.” I asked him what he was doing “I’m teaching Maiya.”

I don’t know where this one came from…

Mom: “You were acting too crazy. You could have hurt Maiya. That is why you are in time out.” Mason: “Does that mean I am a criminal?”

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